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Monday, September 5, 2011

List of one liners.

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Here are my favorites.


Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."


There are a bunch more that are pretty good.

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